Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back.
Devil’s in the details: - soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front - 95% cotton, 5% elastane - true to size - machine wash cold
Goodnight room, goodnight moon,
Goodnight spins, goodnight fake grins
Goodnight Smokes, goodnight blokes!
Goodnight all college bars, goodnight all nights so bizarre
Goodnight former flame, goodnight to your current flame (even though...you’re pretty lame)
Goodnight drunken crackers, eaten with brie, well fuck, goodnight to my so-called gluten-free
Goodnight bool, goodnight juul
Goodnight to my cough, goodnight to my snobby scoff,
Goodnight Giovianni, and God this is so soft,
goodnight Giovanni, thank you, so much, for Going Off.
You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.
Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.
Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.
thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+