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yeah no for sure - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's not that deep - men's fit
it's not that deep - men's fit

it's not that deep - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit

daddy needs a drink - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit

it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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champagne socialist - men's fit
champagne socialist - men's fit

champagne socialist - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mommy needs a drink - men's fit
mommy needs a drink - men's fit

mommy needs a drink - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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bonjour bitch - men's fit
bonjour bitch - men's fit

bonjour bitch - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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skinny legend - men's fit
skinny legend - men's fit
skinny legend - men's fit

skinny legend - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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estoy litty - men's fit
estoy litty - men's fit

estoy litty - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - men's fit
love that for you - men's fit

love that for you - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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boom boom ciao - men's fit
boom boom ciao - men's fit

boom boom ciao - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit

you're too weak for this city - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit

prudes are people too - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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not my problem - men's fit
not my problem - men's fit

not my problem - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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is everyone mad at me - men's fit
is everyone mad at me - men's fit

is everyone mad at me - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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I need banter on an IV - men's fit
I need banter on an IV - men's fit

I need banter on an IV - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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keto mode - men's fit
keto mode - men's fit

keto mode - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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go off giovanni - men's fit
go off giovanni - men's fit

go off giovanni - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy's plastic - men's fit
daddy's plastic - men's fit

daddy's plastic - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

we're not just a pretty shirt...

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yeah no for sure - hoodie
yeah no for sure - hoodie

yeah no for sure - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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love that for you - hoodie
love that for you - hoodie

love that for you - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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it's not that deep - hoodie
it's not that deep - hoodie

it's not that deep - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie

is everyone mad at me - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie

I need banter on an IV - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie (womens)

- choose from our classic white on black or our (only) colorful white on peach

- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)

- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

  • small fits sizes 2-4
  • medium fits sizes 6-8
  • large fits sizes 8-10

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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daddy needs a drink - hoodie
daddy needs a drink - hoodie

daddy needs a drink - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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estoy litty - hoodie
estoy litty - hoodie

estoy litty - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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boom boom ciao - hoodie
boom boom ciao - hoodie

boom boom ciao - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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you're too weak for this city - hoodie
you're too weak for this city - hoodie

you're too weak for this city - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

 

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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mommy needs a drink - hoodie
mommy needs a drink - hoodie

mommy needs a drink - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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skinny legend - hoodie
skinny legend - hoodie

skinny legend - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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not my problem - hoodie
not my problem - hoodie

not my problem - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie

it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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keto mode - hoodie
keto mode - hoodie

keto mode - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie

champagne socialist - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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go off giovanni - hoodie
go off giovanni - hoodie

go off giovanni - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

the story

Goodnight room, goodnight moon,

Goodnight spins, goodnight fake grins

Goodnight Smokes, goodnight blokes!

Goodnight all college bars, goodnight all nights so bizarre

Goodnight former flame, goodnight to your current flame (even though...you’re pretty lame)

Goodnight drunken crackers, eaten with brie, well fuck, goodnight to my so-called gluten-free

Goodnight bool, goodnight juul

Goodnight to my cough, goodnight to my snobby scoff,

Goodnight Giovianni, and God this is so soft,

But really,

goodnight Giovanni, thank you, so much, for Going Off.

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

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bonjour bitch - hoodie
bonjour bitch - hoodie

bonjour bitch - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

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prudes are people too - hoodie
prudes are people too - hoodie

prudes are people too - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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