hoodies

yeah no for sure - hoodie
yeah no for sure - hoodie

yeah no for sure - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - hoodie
love that for you - hoodie

love that for you - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's not that deep - hoodie
it's not that deep - hoodie

it's not that deep - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie

is everyone mad at me - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie
I need banter on an IV - hoodie

I need banter on an IV - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie (womens)

- choose from our classic white on black or our (only) colorful white on peach

- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)

- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

  • small fits sizes 2-4
  • medium fits sizes 6-8
  • large fits sizes 8-10

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy needs a drink - hoodie
daddy needs a drink - hoodie

daddy needs a drink - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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estoy litty - hoodie
estoy litty - hoodie

estoy litty - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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boom boom ciao - hoodie
boom boom ciao - hoodie

boom boom ciao - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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you're too weak for this city - hoodie
you're too weak for this city - hoodie

you're too weak for this city - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

 

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mommy needs a drink - hoodie
mommy needs a drink - hoodie

mommy needs a drink - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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skinny legend - hoodie
skinny legend - hoodie

skinny legend - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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not my problem - hoodie
not my problem - hoodie

not my problem - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie

it's fine i'm fine we're fine - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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keto mode - hoodie
keto mode - hoodie

keto mode - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie
champagne socialist - hoodie

champagne socialist - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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go off giovanni - hoodie
go off giovanni - hoodie

go off giovanni - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

the story

Goodnight room, goodnight moon,

Goodnight spins, goodnight fake grins

Goodnight Smokes, goodnight blokes!

Goodnight all college bars, goodnight all nights so bizarre

Goodnight former flame, goodnight to your current flame (even though...you’re pretty lame)

Goodnight drunken crackers, eaten with brie, well fuck, goodnight to my so-called gluten-free

Goodnight bool, goodnight juul

Goodnight to my cough, goodnight to my snobby scoff,

Goodnight Giovianni, and God this is so soft,

But really,

goodnight Giovanni, thank you, so much, for Going Off.

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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bonjour bitch - hoodie
bonjour bitch - hoodie

bonjour bitch - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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prudes are people too - hoodie
prudes are people too - hoodie

prudes are people too - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy's plastic - hoodie
daddy's plastic - hoodie

daddy's plastic - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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