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yeah no for sure - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's not that deep - men's fit
it's not that deep - men's fit

it's not that deep - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit
daddy needs a drink - men's fit

daddy needs a drink - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit

it's fine i'm fine we're fine - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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yeah no for sure - hoodie
yeah no for sure - hoodie

yeah no for sure - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx

Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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champagne socialist - men's fit
champagne socialist - men's fit

champagne socialist - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mommy needs a drink - men's fit
mommy needs a drink - men's fit

mommy needs a drink - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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skinny legend - men's fit
skinny legend - men's fit
skinny legend - men's fit

skinny legend - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's not that deep - hoodie
it's not that deep - hoodie

it's not that deep - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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bonjour bitch - men's fit
bonjour bitch - men's fit

bonjour bitch - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit
you're too weak for this city - men's fit

you're too weak for this city - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie

mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - men's fit
love that for you - men's fit

love that for you - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie
is everyone mad at me - hoodie

is everyone mad at me - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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estoy litty - men's fit
estoy litty - men's fit

estoy litty - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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boom boom ciao - men's fit
boom boom ciao - men's fit

boom boom ciao - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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yeah no for sure - women's fit
yeah no for sure - women's fit
yeah no for sure - women's fit
yeah no for sure - women's fit
yeah no for sure - women's fit
yeah no for sure - women's fit

yeah no for sure - women's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”
Yep, it’s our classic tee, the one that gets you that wee bit of extra attention that we all know and love (and need), but reimagined. This shirt fits closer to your body and is shorter in length, making it easy to knot up, tuck in or RIP OFF! Depending on your vibe you know... Super-soft, cool and chill? We love this for you.


Devil’s in the details:
- triblend (50% poly, 25% spun cotton, 25% rayon)
- relaxed fit
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment


womens t-shirt sizing chart

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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yeah no for sure - cropped shirt
yeah no for sure - cropped shirt

yeah no for sure - cropped shirt

Regular price $35.00
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This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment


sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie
tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie

tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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runs a little loose. small fits a medium. excellent quality. soft as f%*k !!

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prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit
prudes are people too - men's fit

prudes are people too - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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not my problem - men's fit
not my problem - men's fit

not my problem - men's fit

Regular price $30.00
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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - women's fit
love that for you - women's fit
love that for you - women's fit
love that for you - women's fit

love that for you - women's fit

Regular price $30.00
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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”
Yep, it’s our classic tee, the one that gets you that wee bit of extra attention that we all know and love (and need), but reimagined. This shirt fits closer to your body and is shorter in length, making it easy to knot up, tuck in or RIP OFF! Depending on your vibe you know... Super-soft, cool and chill? We love this for you.


Devil’s in the details:
- triblend (50% poly, 25% spun cotton, 25% rayon)
- relaxed fit
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



womens t-shirt sizing chart

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - hoodie
love that for you - hoodie

love that for you - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - cropped shirt
love that for you - cropped shirt

love that for you - cropped shirt

Regular price $35.00
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This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment


sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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