cropped hoodies

you're too weak for this city - cropped hoodie
you're too weak for this city - cropped hoodie

you're too weak for this city - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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yeah no for sure - cropped hoodie
yeah no for sure - cropped hoodie

yeah no for sure - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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skinny legend - cropped hoodie
skinny legend - cropped hoodie

skinny legend - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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prudes are people too - cropped hoodie
prudes are people too - cropped hoodie

prudes are people too - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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not my problem - cropped hoodie
not my problem - cropped hoodie

not my problem - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mommy needs a drink - cropped hoodie
mommy needs a drink - cropped hoodie

mommy needs a drink - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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love that for you - cropped hoodie
love that for you - cropped hoodie

love that for you - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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keto mode - cropped hoodie
keto mode - cropped hoodie

keto mode - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's not that deep - cropped hoodie
it's not that deep - cropped hoodie

it's not that deep - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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it's fine i'm fine we're fine - cropped hoodie
it's fine i'm fine we're fine - cropped hoodie

it's fine i'm fine we're fine - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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is everyone mad at me - cropped hoodie
is everyone mad at me - cropped hoodie

is everyone mad at me - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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I need banter on an IV - cropped hoodie
I need banter on an IV - cropped hoodie

I need banter on an IV - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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go off giovanni - cropped hoodie
go off giovanni - cropped hoodie

go off giovanni - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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estoy litty - cropped hoodie
estoy litty - cropped hoodie

estoy litty - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy's plastic - cropped hoodie
daddy's plastic - cropped hoodie

daddy's plastic - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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daddy needs a drink - cropped hoodie
daddy needs a drink - cropped hoodie

daddy needs a drink - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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champagne socialist - cropped hoodie
champagne socialist - cropped hoodie

champagne socialist - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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boom boom ciao - cropped hoodie
boom boom ciao - cropped hoodie

boom boom ciao - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie
bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie
bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie
bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie
bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie

bonjour bitch - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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