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mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie

mad things happen in Philadelphia - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie
tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie

tastefully smashed - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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runs a little loose. small fits a medium. excellent quality. soft as f%*k !!

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disassociated - hoodie
disassociated - hoodie

disassociated - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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tastefully smashed - cropped shirt
tastefully smashed - cropped shirt

tastefully smashed - cropped shirt

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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disassociated - bandeau
disassociated - bandeau

disassociated - bandeau

Regular price $30.00
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Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back. 


Devil’s in the details:
- soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- true to size
- machine wash cold

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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respectful king - men's fit
respectful king - men's fit
respectful king - men's fit
respectful king - men's fit

respectful king - men's fit

Regular price $25.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - bandeau
naturally - bandeau
naturally - bandeau
naturally - bandeau

naturally - bandeau

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back. 


Devil’s in the details:
- soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- true to size
- machine wash cold

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - bandeau
mad things happen in Philadelphia - bandeau

mad things happen in Philadelphia - bandeau

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back. 


Devil’s in the details:
- soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- true to size
- machine wash cold

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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tastefully smashed - bandeau
tastefully smashed - bandeau

tastefully smashed - bandeau

Regular price $30.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back. 


Devil’s in the details:
- soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- true to size
- machine wash cold

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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respectful king - bandeau
respectful king - bandeau

respectful king - bandeau

Regular price $30.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Chaotic? Exotic? Hypnotic? We’ve often heard that you can only be two of the three, but with this strapless tube top we think you may be all three, and more... These sexy bandeaus announce your arrival before you even have to post about it, and for some weird reason they seem to magnetize your body to elevated surfaces when the music is popping. Hmm… maybe it’s the soft cotton material or the comfort of the elasticity, we’ll let you know as soon as the test results are back. 


Devil’s in the details:
- soft cotton jersey w/ some elastication on the upper front
- 95% cotton, 5% elastane
- true to size
- machine wash cold

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - cropped hoodie
naturally - cropped hoodie

naturally - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - cropped shirt
naturally - cropped shirt

naturally - cropped shirt

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - men's fit
naturally - men's fit

naturally - men's fit

Regular price $25.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - women's fit
naturally - women's fit

naturally - women's fit

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”
Yep, it’s our classic tee, the one that gets you that wee bit of extra attention that we all know and love (and need), but reimagined. This shirt fits closer to your body and is shorter in length, making it easy to knot up, tuck in or RIP OFF! Depending on your vibe you know... Super-soft, cool and chill? We love this for you.


Devil’s in the details:
- triblend (50% poly, 25% spun cotton, 25% rayon)
- relaxed fit
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



womens t-shirt sizing chart

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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naturally - hoodie
naturally - hoodie

naturally - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped shirt
mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped shirt

mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped shirt

Regular price $30.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - women's fit
mad things happen in Philadelphia - women's fit

mad things happen in Philadelphia - women's fit

Regular price $30.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”
Yep, it’s our classic tee, the one that gets you that wee bit of extra attention that we all know and love (and need), but reimagined. This shirt fits closer to your body and is shorter in length, making it easy to knot up, tuck in or RIP OFF! Depending on your vibe you know... Super-soft, cool and chill? We love this for you.


Devil’s in the details:
- triblend (50% poly, 25% spun cotton, 25% rayon)
- relaxed fit
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



womens t-shirt sizing chart

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped hoodie
mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped hoodie

mad things happen in Philadelphia - cropped hoodie

Regular price $55.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Are you looking for that easy thing to throw on right after Barry’s? A soft hoodie that bolsters your sense of physical superiority every time you show off a sexy (yet classy!) amount of midriff? Look no further. Plush and daring, the cropped hoodie offers a fresh twist on the supermodel gorging on a cheeseburger aesthetic - #helth or indulgence? I’ll have both, thank you very much.


Devil's in the details:
- super soft (52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% fleece)
- raw edge hem, dropped shoulder

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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mad things happen in Philadelphia - men's fit
mad things happen in Philadelphia - men's fit

mad things happen in Philadelphia - men's fit

Regular price $25.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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disassociated - men's fit
disassociated - men's fit

disassociated - men's fit

Regular price $25.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”

Yep, it’s our original shirt. The tee that drives chest-baring gazes up by 378%* and gets the conversation going before you even have to. Our premium quality materials, fine embroidery and minimalist design will keep you in style wherever you’re vibing and whatever/whoever you’re doing.


Devil’s in the details:

- 100% ring-spun cotton - the softest
- double stitched sleeves and hem
- shoulder taping
- machine wash cold, pre shrunk
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

mens fit t-shirt sizing table

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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respectful king - cropped shirt
respectful king - cropped shirt

respectful king - cropped shirt

Regular price $30.00
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.

This shirt is HOT. Like you’re gonna look HOT in it. HOT people are gonna be super nice to you. We’re not supposed to have favorites... but we fucking love this HOT shirt. It’s light, breathable, soft, cropped and, can we say it enough times? HOT! 

Paired with a bold statement, this is guaranteed to be a wardrobe staple that you will find yourself turning to more often than not, whether you’re feeling a little rebellious for family dinner or trying to be THAT girl at the darty, get ready to be more obsessed with this shirt than with your follower ratio.


Devil’s in the details:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- flowy fit, tailored sleeve
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



sizing chart for women's cropped tee

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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respectful king - women's fit
respectful king - women's fit

respectful king - women's fit

Regular price $30.00
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“Oh, is it one of those shirts?”
Yep, it’s our classic tee, the one that gets you that wee bit of extra attention that we all know and love (and need), but reimagined. This shirt fits closer to your body and is shorter in length, making it easy to knot up, tuck in or RIP OFF! Depending on your vibe you know... Super-soft, cool and chill? We love this for you.


Devil’s in the details:
- triblend (50% poly, 25% spun cotton, 25% rayon)
- relaxed fit
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment



womens t-shirt sizing chart

Length: Center point of shirt to bottom hem

Width: Seam to seam (below the arm)

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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tastefully smashed - hoodie
tastefully smashed - hoodie

tastefully smashed - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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respectful king - hoodie
respectful king - hoodie

respectful king - hoodie

Regular price $60.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

It’s Sunday. We know this isn’t your first rodeo. You went out, you have 50 unopened texts, 7% battery and 3 brain cells left. You just want something easy and soft yet stylish to wear while you try to avoid dissociating. This is it. Sunday scaries are objectively not possible when you are wearing our gorgeous premium fleece hoodie, designed to cure discomforts of the physical and existential variety.

We recommend ordering a size up for that hungover bagel pick up look that you’re picturing in your head right now. xx


Devil's in the details
- 80% spun cotton, 20% polyester
- jersey-lined hood
- machine wash cold
- 100% domestic manufacturing and fulfillment

cropped hoodie sizing chart

 

 

Returns:

You can send back to us unworn items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We will cover the cost of return shipping if it’s our slip up, and we can provide easy to print return labels.

Your refund should come through within four weeks of you shipping your return, but it is most likely that it will come in sooner, depending on Wall Street’s processing time.

Feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions and we will gladly help you with any returns.

Shipping:

thoseshirts ships worldwide (banter permitting). Priority shipping (1-3 days) is available for all orders and we provide free shipping on all U.S. domestic orders $55+

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